To: The Office of His Holiness the Pope, Protector of Rome, Jerusalem and Constantinople etc. etc., Benny XVI
As all your lines are in use, it has been given to the Church EEE to relay to you the following message from your god.
''Revision. Food laws in Leviticus. Please replace relevant sections with the paragraph below. This is much better and to the point. Keep fighting the good fight! Yours, Yahweh."
"And the LORD spoke to Moses, and the people of Israel, and to the plucky young innocent Egyptian sellsword girl that had joined them to see the world but was getting pretty tired of the Sinai already, and the LORD said, "This is how the people of Israel shall eat that they do not anger me, for my anger is a great and terrible thing. I do not like green eggs and ham."