DIY Embalming Podcast #003: Cats
08 May 2009
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DIY Embalming Podcast #003: Cats
"So, okay, first some feedback we've got. Apparently Frankie over in Decatur had a problem with drying, and his pup sort of went up in flames. Frankie, you're absolutely right we should have stressed the importance of never using open fire to dry anyone or anything you've stuffed up, since most formaldehyde-soaked carcases ---"
"Carcases! Ha ha!"
"Right, Eliza, carcases --- eh eh --- yeah, fleshbags are kinda funny, yeah, but they can be pretty flammable in formaldehyde, so careful with open fire, everyone! And --- do we have any urgent news items, Eliza?"
"Ooh! We do!"
"Righty-o! There have been a lot of calls for a vidcast, and later this week you should check the feed for a special episode --- well, it's a sad occasion really. Eliza's aunt... um, elderly, sick aunt in Cleveland, um..."
"Yeah, aunt Martha had a budgie that kicked it, so we're filming our very first vidcast on "Fluffing Up Polly!"; don't miss it! But now to our lesson for today --- after it, we have a couple of killer promos ---"
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about 4 hours ago from TwitCentral: "Yes."
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Double Whammy! (posted by SurgeonSergeant)
Your tip for today --- alcohol-diluted homeopathic medicines, in addition to their incredible medical qualities and nice taste, are handy for sterilizing your scalpels. Just don't get too carried away "medicating" yourself and the scalpels before cutting into your thigh! You don't want to do something dumb!
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To new contributors: The works of Barks and Don Rosa are not considered as they are "simple". Rather this wiki is devoted to a serious and sober search for plausible ways how --- to give just one example out of thousands! --- in Bat-Duck #119 "Quack-Quatchmen to the rescue! Donald meets the Blotschach!" Donald's father is shown with an eyepatch, while in Amazing Duck Annual #53 (the one-page strip "Meat Cleaver Follies") he is clearly shown as much older, and with both eyes working! The ten best current ideas for solving this apparent lapse can be found from the page the Flagrant Eye-Patch Problem; we're anxious to hear your speculation!
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Headlines for this week:
- Electricity Skeptic World Congress says: "We are not deniers; there are plenty of questions the so-called 'Theory of Electricity' can't answer!"
- Alex Rooster reports on how the scientist cabal stole his non-electric mobile phone
- Part 13 of "His eyes like unto a flame of fire, and his feet are like fine brass: MJ-12, Intelligent Sparking, and the Protocols of Zion" by Stoolie Narc