Erisiana & LIGHTBOOK
You can find the Principia Discordia and other Discordian books and booklets and inscribed toilet-stall-walls elsewhere; they are profound, poetic and bring tears to your eyes without the application of onions; but here you can find those Discordian volumes that gain their special power, potency, profundity and importance from the supremely unique fact that I did write them.
By which I mean the Goddess She wrote them, through me. What dick jokes are in, are probably my unique contribution; I am a dick for Eris, and a scrotal sac for the weight of her glories, a baculum for her flood of wisdom. That is all.
> > > Erisiana (pdf) < < <
First is a holy book with more Goatse jokes than the Bible, and more penguins than the Quran. It's nothing as good and numinous as the Principia Discordia — Erisiana, the Book of Crap Concerning Eris, is its name.
> > > Manual of the Light Warrior (pdf) < < <
Second is the Manual of the Light Warrior (of the light entertainment division); a book more tightly focused though not better than the first one. It has Discordian games in it. Have at thee!
(Instruction: Click the links above to download pdf.)
(Never say I made this hard for you.)